Tired.
Month: June 2022
A lot of things that can go wrong, went completely wrong today.
Everything is catching—
YES!
Everything is catching on FIRE.
I have a crazy idea and I wish I could make it happen.
Who do I know who makes ‘zines?
The first step toward meeting a deadline:
Clean the entire house, top to bottom, including laundry and dishes.
Any chores not done now will only distract you while you’re working.
I realize only too late that Generation X’s function in our culture is to be the buzzkill and remind the kids that the past wasn’t as good as nostalgia would like us to believe.
A lot of people are talking about getting other religions to perform ceremonies at sports events, and I would like to remind you:
The Church of Blasphuphmus (Not Jesus) was established in the early 90’s, has books and rites and rituals, and made Kiisu, Colin and myself officiants for any of their religious ceremonies, those that are written or specifically invented for the occasion.
I’d be happy to say my religious freedoms are being destroyed by the way we’re not represented at sports games. Just ask us to perform a ceremony for the public.
I dare you.
Good radio show, and a good crowd in the chat. Full of bangers and good times. Now the come-down…
Monkey Mutation Madness continues on Mid-Valley Mutations and Sheena’s Jungle Room on WFMU! with two hours of… PLANET OF THE APES! The Cramps, Eater, The Knickerbockers, The Spits, The Clash, Tom Waits, Flat Duo Jets and more! Listen and Punk & Garage Rock tell the story of the most happenin’ place in the Universe: The Planet of The Apes! Live interactive chat! Join us…
In about 2 1/2 hours on Sheena’s Jungle Room on WFMU!
This is coming up very soon. I usually try to make myself a part of the NorCal NoiseFest every year, and this year is no exception. I’m on the compilation and providing video content this year, and everyone works pretty hard to make sure this event is unique, and FUN.
One way we do that is we try to actually PAY the artists, and provide cool merch and prize-packs for people who donate. You get unique music and art from people who are passionate about this event, and on the whole, everyone wins!
There’s some cool MIni-Mutations stuff in the prize packs if you donate, and certainly if you donate because I’m involved, I’ll put together a little prize-pack for you myself. (Just show me the receipt that says you donated, and I’ll pop something in the mail.)
Music and art are the only things that are keeping us going these days. It would be amazing to see this years fest become the stuff of legends. We usually try to put on the best possible event we can.
With your help, it’s even better.
https://igg.me/at/nf22/x#/
Dimestore Radio Theater begins in about two hours, on Sheena’s Jungle Room on WFMU! Two hours of mid-century radio dramas, from the golden age of radio! Audience participation is happening in the chat. Join us!
Why is every imaginable thing scheduled to happen between June 21st and July 4th?
Holy Crap! Judge John Hodgman has listened to Mini-Mutations, and has ruled on this release that I just put out via postcard!
I have to say, the best response I’ve ever gotten to a recording I’ve made.
And certainly the best response I’ve ever gotten from a minor television celebrity.
I’m pretty stoked. And: hey, do you want a postcard?
This one is Judge John Hodgman Approved!
#DIYMusic #MusicalPostcards #HodgmanAndRees #MiniMutations #Wow
Pretty much the only thing I care about in this world (that isn’t M or The Boys) is music, and when Salem lost it’s only record store, it was a major blow to life and culture in this town. This is a pretty excellent idea, and this would got a long way to helping get the culture in this town back on track. Even little contributions help, but certainly, it would be nice if someone I knew had deep pockets and loves risky ventures like retail businesses.
Either way: kick in some cash, after you’ve finished donating to a local activist group that’s working to restore women’s health care.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/SoLameRecords
I used to be funny.
Update: 47 years.
I used to be funny.
Still true, regardless of president or war on women.
Miller Meme’s were the best.
I got more sun than I usually do. And I’m heavy with nostalgia and deep thoughts, so it’s probably best that I’m home.
Still… I already wish I was back under the trees and stars.
It’s been about 24-ish years since the three of us saw each other in person.
And at least 15 years since Justin and I have seen each other.
Devin and I reconnected several years ago, and we would often talk about getting the band back together. But distance just didn’t seem to make it possible… until now.
Every imaginable thing that could happen was happening this weekend. I had to cancel every plan, cut every engagement short, and I wasn’t even sure how I could make it work. But as it became clearer and clearer how I would be spending my weekend, I knew, more and more, that I had to make this choice this way now, or forever regret it.
There was no other option.
Okay, in the key of E. Ready?
We’ll we are wasted Grove Rangers…
Made it back to civilization.
Though with the recent political turn I’m not sure we can call it that anymore.
Yesterday’s news is one of many, many reasons I’ve been very, very depressed the last few months. I’m sorry.
Good Morning. It’s cold.
This is where I’ll be if you need me.
Nostalgia Hangover.
Well… possibly a real one, too.
Poorly lit.
Today I learned about the Bea Arthur show that didn’t last long and was molded as an American take on Fawlty Towers.
I think I need to find this show.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda’s
And we’re live!
Bea Arthur Centennial on Sheena’s Jungle Room on WFMU! Pretty good stuff!
https://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/116873
King Kong Part Two, today on Sheena’s Jungle Room on WFMU! and Mid-Valley Mutations! More Monkey songs, more Kong Story! This is where the action happens! Tune in and join us in the chat!
https://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/116913
#DIYRadio #KingKong #MonkeyMutationMadness #SheenasJungleRoom #RockAndPunkMonkeyFunk
Comcast in 2022:
“Yeah, we don’t know why you don’t have service. We can’t even pretend to care until Thursday.”
It wouldn’t be so bad if our mail service actually worked, to offset it.
Damn, our phone bill is gonna suck this month.
Different Personalities. #TheBoys #SoAdorable
The Boys convinced Marla to take me on a lunchtime date for Cat Dad Day. I got a bacon cheeseburger with fries and a shake from . Before you ask:
1.) They were waffle fries.
2.) I absolutely dipped them in the chocolate shake.
#CatDadDay #Naptime #TheBoys
Still Available.
Friday Night Is Alright For Crying.
“There is no justice in this world.
Not with old glory unfurled…”
https://theeleven-sixtyfours.bandcamp.com/album/sack-the-sacklers-ep
Blah.
“I went from Phoenix, Arizona / All the way to Tacoma / Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A. / Northern California / Where the girls are warm / So I could be with my sweet Austin, yeah.”
– The song a package sings to me when they first arrive on my doorstep now.
Mail Update: The Postcards bound for other parts of Salem Oregon arrived on the same day as most of the postcards I was sending internationally.
Keep in mind most of the rest of the United States had already received their postcards. In other words: I could have saved time and money, and delivered the cards myself. (Though with rising gas prices, it would probably even out, unfortunately.)
I’ve never seen / heard this before. (Didnt know there WAS video of this.) The legendary “Dead Kennedys In Portland,” show from 1979, filmed in two-camera glory by one of the gents in Smegma, who also played on the bill. This is pretty wild! Totally worth your time.
Most everything is pretty terrible most of the time. But salmon for dinner is amazing, every time.
Hmmmmm. Maybe DALL-E isn’t as funny as we thought.
https://futurism.com/dall-e-mini-racist?fs=e
“If I could just get some sleep.”
We already have text-to-image meme generating algorithms at work in everyday life: our eyes read words and translate them to images in our minds.
I guess our own imagination wasn’t good enough?
Bummer.
The Jerry Springer show was on for 27 Seasons, made almost 5,000 episodes, and only stopped broadcasting in 2018.
He has a new show – Judge Jerry – but it’s not the same…
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer_
Happy Birthday, Colin Hix. Here’s me with some cool dogs. There’s no connection between these three statements.
I suddenly found something that I love almost as much as I love my cats. Truly, I would do almost anything for a cup of this drink. I swear I’m not working for them. But maybe I would if I got free product.